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floor mats and a new floor in the back half of the kitchen the news pissed off speedy who took it upon herself to ask foghorn to return the heater today we got a visit from the health inspector based on an anonymous tip that our kitchen is filthy we passed the inspection with no problems but it still pisses me off to no end foghorn leghorn allowed his shitbag girlfriend to turn us in and possibly get us shut down over a heater that she felt she was entitled to keep if king triton bagheera weren t already planning to fire his ass on saturday they sure would be now and i know that little bastard was in on it because he walked into the kitchen tonight while bagheera and i were talking about it and he wasn t the least bit surprised he hauled ass out of the kitchen when i yelled people who live in glass houses probably shouldn t drive home from work drunk off their ass unless they want a dui i plan to make it my mission to not rest until both of them get picked up for drunk driving two 750 fines a night in jail for each of them two 100 alcohol evaluations and two 300 alcohol awareness classes is my goal the visit from the health inspector was free but the retribution isn t going to be in other news i have received many emails and i thank you for all your kind words and support i will send out the new address on monday it s time 19 feb 2013 3 comments by hollye in the daily grind i ve hinted for several months that i m unhappy with this blog it started as a server s blog and i feel it has run its course since i m no longer a server i wait on the occasional table but most of my time at work is spent hiding in the kitchen while the self created chaos of my co workers threatens to slide my cheese off its cracker as i started to fall asleep last night the name of the new blog whispered into my brain i ve been a busy little bee today setting up my new home and soon you will all be invited in for the usual sass snark and tales of crazy people you never want to meet things will be a little different but i m hoping the change will be for the best i plan on having the grand opening on monday february 25th if you would like the new blog address send an email to viridian413 yahoo com and i ll send the address to you mountains out of molehills 05 feb 2013 5 comments by hollye in the daily grind tags douchebag gangs lazy bastard p little shut up and drink your pine sol when i got to work today bagheera told me we couldn t use the back gate anymore say what the back gate opens off the parking lot into a small enclosure and the back door of the kitchen she was in no mood to discuss it but apparently p little is back in town and king triton thinks he s going to break into the bar so we can t use the back gate i think he does this stuff just to piss off bagheera who s p little he s davey s less ambitious more dumb brother how could he be less ambitious and more dumb by knocking up a fat chick and scamming the state out of welfare only to get caught i thought bagheera meant we couldn t use the back gate until it was fixed so i gave it some thought tonight it drags in the gravel and currently is frozen closed in a couple of inches of ice the latch is a joke and has never worked i decided a sober person needs to take it off the hinges and cut two or three inches off the bottom and then put it back on the hinges i have to step by step and state the obvious because i m so used to working with drunks who do everything half assed a proper latch is in order too i mentioned this to king triton as i was leaving work he said i m going to have someone screw it shut uh this is not okay we have to drag our trash through the bar if there is a fire or an armed robbery always a possibility in king triton s mind we are trapped with only one exit from the kitchen i have to go through the bar at night to start frankenvan it s bad enough that i have to wade through the drunks as i m leaving i certainly don t want to do it three or four times a night i ve started exiting out the front door because i keep finding brain damaged chris lurking in the parking lot and i d hate to make him more brain damaged if he sees me going out to start frankenvan he gets a head start on the lurking i asked what was with the screwing i m scared to death p little is going to break in here the back door is triple locked and has a 2 4 brace he s not getting in the back door he could come through the window he broke in here before oh yeah what did that get him i don t know it happened before we bought it so 20 years ago p little broke in here and now you are going to inconvenience and endanger the kitchen staff on the possibility that he might haul his lazy ass off the couch and come down here in sub zero weather to wedge himself through a tiny window and steal 50 he did have the decency to look a little ashamed about the whole thing why do some people have to create a problem where none exists it s not as if p little is riding into town with his gang of worthless motherfuckers after 20 years of hard time and he s heading straight for the cowboy to rob the place butch cassidy style the lazy bastard has been taking up space on his mom s couch not 3 blocks away from the bar for the last 10 years that i know of i swear one of these days i m going to start drinking pine sol straight from the bottle the jig is up 04 feb 2013 3 comments by hollye in the daily grind tags thunder thief vienna sausage k from the lip locking grandma post told foghorn leghorn that everyone knows he has a vienna sausage dang i was so waiting to throw that at him the next time he pissed me off she stole my thunder kindergarten duty 02 feb 2013 9 comments by hollye in the daily grind tags co workers follow the damned recipe wtf holy crap i feel like a kindergarten teacher who has to watch the two of you constantly to keep you from eating paste how did i come to utter this sentence to bagheera read on right before christmas speedy brought in some hot chocolate mix someone had gifted to her several customers raved about how good it was and when we ran out bagheera asked if i could make more i bought the ingredients in cody on a thursday and before sunday the day i usually make things speedy took it upon herself to make the mix bagheera said it tasted funny did she follow the recipe no she just dumped the different ingredients in a bowl why do you let her do that you think i can stop her so i put some in a cup added hot water and took a sip holy mother of god what is this later i learned speedy used an entire can a full cup of 100 pure cocoa power with a cup of powered milk to make the mix oh she also didn t add any sugar why because she thought the cocoa was nestle chocolate milk mix for those of you non happy homemakers out there the recipe calls for 10 cups of powered milk 4 3 4 cups powered sugar 1 3 4 cups cocoa 1 3 4 cups powered creamer i planned to cut the recipe in half and have enough hot chocolate mix to last us a year instead i m still futzing around with the mess she made in order to make it useable we make ranch dressing by the gallon since our customers read king triton like it thick we usually add more mayonnaise so we end up with about a gallon and a pint from a batch today i noticed the small dispenser of ranch was nearly empty another post and went to the back of the kitchen to fill it i pulled out the big dispenser and there was less than half a gallon in it confused i asked speedy i thought you made ranch today i did where s the rest of it we like it thick okay but typically a packet of the power makes a gallon of dressing where s the rest of it bagheera didn t have enough mayonnaise so i didn t use any buttermilk we like it thick yes but it s green did you use the full packet of mix yes if you were only going to make half a batch you should have only used half a packet of mix why are you being so mean we were busy no you said you weren t busy all day how much mayonnaise did you use a little less than eight cups how much buttermilk did you use none bagheera didn t have enough mayonnaise so you made ranch out of mayonnaise and nothing else why are you being so mean at least we made it for those of you who don t make restaurant size amounts of ranch it s 8 cups of mayonnaise and 8 cups of buttermilk more mayonnaise for thicker dressing more buttermilk for thinner dressing that shit is so green it looks like green goddess dressing yeah you made it but i get to re make it on sunday and futz with it so it doesn t taste like a cup of salty mayonnaise if you can t do it right don t do it at all a few days ago we decided we were going to have a fish chips special with cole slaw i took the time to look up a recipe and buy the ingredients on my trip to cody i told bagheera i would make the slaw on sunday and we could start the special then when i got to work tonight speedy told my she made half the cole slaw from her own special recipe i hadn t found the ranch dressing yet and i forgot about the hot chocolate fiasco so told her if she had a special recipe to go ahead and make it all imagine my surprise when while i was having a small cow over the ranch dressing i found an open can of evaporated milk in the cooler what s this speedy used it to make the cole slaw what you don t put milk in cole slaw speedy did it s really good for those of you unfamiliar with cole slaw the sauce contains mayonnaise vegetable oil white vinegar salt and sugar no milk evaporated or otherwise i got a fork and scooped some out of the bowl what the fuck mayonnaise and evaporated milk what the hell bagheera this tastes like ass she didn t put any sugar in it you said there wasn t any sugar in cole slaw no i said there wasn t any sugar in tartar sauce holy crap i feel like a kindergarten teacher who has to watch the two of you constantly to keep you from eating paste bagheera left alone in the kitchen is fine she doesn t attempt to make anything unless she has been properly trained and she never ever varies from the exact recipe speedy starts making stuff forgets half the ingredients substitutes weird shit and decides it s fit to eat that s fine when people are coming to your house for dinner it s not so fine when people are paying for a meal restaurant food should be consistent consistently bad or consistently good just as long as people know what to expect when they order finally 31 jan 2013 7 comments by hollye in the daily grind tags co workers cowboy outlaw the bar hag got fired today she created so much chaos and hard feelings this week it was impossible not to fire her and it s only thursday monday the bar hag foghorn leghorn and eeyore spent the day getting drunk and shit talking me for so many hours that king triton got mad and wrote a hateful letter to all the employees out of 8 items on the letter four were directed at me if he had taken the time to actually sit down and talk to me he would have learned that they were just gang banging me in the hopes i would get fired sadly he knows this but he didn t use his better judgement tuesday i told everyone they could eat shit king triton said everybody got a letter i said if you re going to treat me like everybody i m going to act like everybody i am not doing dinner specials anymore we will have menu items only i am not cleaning the men s room i ll clean the ladies room since i use it but the bartenders can clean the men s room from now on or not i really don t care i m also not mopping the bar if the on shift bartender has time to bend me over she has time to push a mop wednesday the bar hag and foghorn leghorn got into a huge drunken fight at around 3 in the afternoon at the bar he was scheduled to work at 5 and he was shitfaced at 3 one of the items on the hateful letter was if you come to work tipsy i will fire you for cause and i will fight your unemployment yeah right eeyore threw them out of the bar and told them if they wanted to make a scene they could have a public scene and did they ever my dad said he was at the post office around the corner and down the block and heard people yelling at each other when he drove by the bar hag was yelling at and hitting foghorn leghorn so foghorn was befuddled and forlorn at work i didn t feel one bit sorry for him in fact until i was aware of the fight and subsequent break up i planned to share the vienna sausage story with him hey i play rough what s the vienna sausage story you ask well the day after the bar hag and foghorn slept together she told everyone in the bar that he had a little vienna sausage hawk s girlfriend kelly sent her a picture of hawk s junk with a caption that read see what you re missing foghorn saw it and jumped to the conclusion that hawk was trying to bed or had already bedded the bar hag the fight was on between foghorn and hawk and it still is which suited the bar hag if the two men were fighting they wouldn t discuss how and why the picture was really sent she went one step further and said hawk s girlfriend was a closet lesbian and tried to rape her foghorn decided he hated both hawk and his girlfriend and the bar hag s secret was safe if they hadn t split up on wednesday i planned to enlighten him someday i still might take responsibility for your actions 27 jan 2013 8 comments by hollye in the daily grind tags co workers cowboy disappointment douchebags fail wtf i don t know why drunks and drug addicts absolutely positively cannot take responsibility for their actions when they get fired thrown in jail divorced you name it it is always someone else s fault when i was at the harribalsac my slackassed co workers were always busy passing the buck nothing was ever their fault if they spent half as much time working as they did blaming someone else for their woes the restaurant would have been spotless the food would have been excellent and customers would have received great service but we all know that wasn t the case this is chronic in the food and beverage industry mostly because so many employees are drain circling drunks and drug addicts who have found they can earn a living by doing as little as possible while other people pick up their slack sadly i ve found employers tend to like the lost causes and will give them chance after chance in the hope of redeeming them so they can feel good about their own lives i have no such redemption delusions work hard or get out is one of my mottoes and for the love of all that is holy i don t want to hear any whining foghorn leghorn s girlfriend the bar hag and i had a major falling out new year s eve mind you i ve been patient with her because she has an 8th grade education and mentally she s still 14 years old she s into gross public displays of affection high drama and the chicken little kind of crap most of us got over by the time we hit high school when she gets drunk she laughs like the joker and i ve spent hours listening to this seep into the kitchen until it has invaded my sleep and i fear the only way i can get rid of it is to smash my head into a...