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green apple martini friday november 30 2007 check out my new digs officially my blog has now moved you will find me over at http greenapplemartini net i am still fumbling through wordpress and learning the ropes over there so bear with me those of you who have emailed me for passwords will be getting an email with the instructions password to read the private posts and if in doing so i manage to over look someone shoot me an email and remind my ass it s not personal promise but give a littttttttttttle bit of time to get that sorted out i m also not deleting this blog per advised from elle apparently she deleted hers and it s now a porn site no thanks see you over at the new place kids stop in and say hi like tell me my comment function works xoxo episode recounted by hotdrwife 1 of you told me what you really thought wednesday november 28 2007 almost i ve got a few kinks to work out on switching over to the private blog so it ll be happening just not tonight like i thought um ie paging howard to the hdw courtesy phone and i have gotten all of your emails and have been trying to reply to them i honestly didn t expect as many as i got in the meantime bug and i went to the doctor s office for me this time that completely threw him he was totally puzzled as to why we weren t going to his pediatrician s office they have a bright purple door and lots of cool stuff to play with and why instead we were at a boring office building with boring things to do like you know read he insisted on getting weighed and having his blood pressure taken as well he dutifully held my hand and assured me i d be okay and don t be scared mommy when the nurse practitioner was checking my heart and lungs i thought i was going in for a sinus infection i have been sick since the first part of november with pain under my eyes my nose hacking up gross stuff and a stuffy ear i ve lived albeit not comfortably i finally got an appointment that didn t conflict with my grandma visiting or what have you she said i have an ear infection and said it s one of the worst i ve seen and promptly scolded me for not coming in sooner i only had stuffiness in that ear not any pain persay she also gave me the example of you know does it feel like little men are tapdancing on your ear drums my son now wants to know about those mens in your ear mommy and looks quite puzzled by the whole thing so here s to 10 days of antibiotics in the form of a pill that s meant for a horse episode recounted by hotdrwife 7 of you told me what you really thought monday november 26 2007 butt talk while eating a grilled chicken salad from a local chinese joint that yet again forgot the salad dressing hdw this salad tastes like ass mr vholes so one could say you re rimming your dinner edit and it should be noted drinking wine after taking a bite of cucmber isn t advisable labels im conversation mr vholes and hdw episode recounted by hotdrwife 5 of you told me what you really thought saturday november 24 2007 a few random things random crap 1 there s a radio station in town that has been playing christmas songs since veteran s day and by sheer disgust i refuse to listen to said station until at least december 1st but if i am running through the stations and i hear karen carpenter singing i have to listen it just might be a sickness 2 my husband has been spot cleaning the stairs with this new oxy gen stuff and he said hdw come look when i spray it it looks like i m pissing on the steps i walk up a few stairs to look and he pisses on me sprays my shirt don t worry bbg revenge will be mine cold water shower i believe i will be tossing that over when you least expect it yelling surf s up bitch 3 the inlaw s were in town for thanksgiving my mother in law is wonderful but she miiiiiiiight be a litttttttttttle addicted to a certain pain killer coughpercocetcough my husband found this clip of collette reardon and we decided it certainly is eerily similar hmm 4 my brother came over on wednesday night with his girlfriend and this is a big freaking deal considering well he hasn t had one for oh seven years the last girl he was with is the mother of my nephew but she flew the coop years ago he told me last week he heard she was pregnant again this is 4 and might have ovarian cancer at 26 either way this new girlfriend is very nice very cute and he was a whole new person around her it was wild seeing him so googily eyed and happy my husband is still in shock i asked if he enjoyed dinner and he said your brother with a girl wtf 5 my son fell asleep in the car today with his new superman pajamas on his spiderman shoes and a paper batman mask oh to be a little boy 6 my husband remarked then that the bug is much happier after taking naps i said thanks captain obvious i had no idea to which he replied i know the world was on the cusp until i showed up good grief 7 hdh and i watched all three of our netflix movies in the last few days knocked up junebug and quinceañera seen any good movies lately lemme know we re always looking for new ones to watch 8 i wore my pink flannel pajamas for the better part of the day i only changed so i could run to best buy and brave post black friday crowds and really it wasn t too bad except the checker had quite possibly the worst body odor ever in the history of the world seriously he stunk 9 my grandmother is coming to visit for only a few hours on tuesday the one and the same who gave me this reversible previously used by her sparkly coat a few years ago she is still calling me by her dead dog s name and telling me she s just never seen me so heavy so she buys me clothes about oh eight sizes too big i m excited can you tell i really will be i promise just not needing the head trip about how i look pleaseandthankyou 10 i needed to end on an even number just like being compelled to stop and listen to karen carpenter sing merry christmas darling honestly ps and still going private next week thanks for everyone sending me their email addresses so i can add you to the list i m not weeding out the lurkers promise you want to still lurk send me your email and continue lurking i m happy you stop by to read even if you don t feel like commenting or if you re like mr vholes who refuses to comment he s the anti commenter always rebelling against the establishment that one labels other random shit episode recounted by hotdrwife 11 of you told me what you really thought friday november 23 2007 goin privates new posts below edit new blog posts below after some thought i m going to make this blog private and i know there are many of you who read on a regular basis who do and don t post comments i d love to include you on my approved list to read the blog so if you d like to be added then send me an email at hotdoctorwife at yahoo dot com i will leave it public until a week from tomorrow wednesday the 28th have a happy and safe thanksgiving labels announcement going private on the blog episode recounted by hotdrwife 15 of you told me what you really thought thursday november 22 2007 energizer bunny we ve had hdh s dad and stepmom in town this week and as always they are very easy to have around and the week has gone really well the bug has been thrilled to no end to have his papa and memaw around full time and they ve certainly enjoyed having him climb all over them insisting they play with this toy and that last night i was starting to run out of gas a little i think i m still battling something sinus related so i ve a little less energetic than normal i was sitting down and my son asked me why i was so tired prompting the following exchange bug why you tired mommy me mommy has a cold and doesn t feel so good bug aw maybe you need new batteries maybe so and if it were only that easy ps and thanks to all of you who have sent me an email asking to be added to the read only list i m happy to add the lurkers really so don t be worried i m sorting those i know from those i don t labels bug says the darndest things family thanksgiving episode recounted by hotdrwife 0 of you told me what you really thought monday november 19 2007 myspace survey by my bruv ver you know those goofy myspace surveys my brother filled one out with me in mind and i figured i d share with all of you who knows me best the race is on this is funny you fill in the blanks about me even if you don t have any idea and send it back to me but first post a blank one out to all your friends so they can return the favor to you be honest and make sure you repost a blank in your own bulletin so i can do it for you where did we meet you dropped me you jerk lol true story i dropped him at the adoption agency summarize me in one sentence smart ass hahahahahahaha take a stab at my middle name easy linn how long have you known me almost 28 years unfortuanetly when is the last time that we saw each other can t remember do i drink only in days that end in y kidding not much am i happy i hope am i a good person not really yes what was your first impression of upon meeting me seeing me thats my sister shit what s one of my favorite things to do hang with the bug who do i love more than my life the bug and maybe hotdoctorhusband i like how he added maybe am i funny looking have you ever made me smile if so when lots of times i am a smart ass what s my favorite type of music crappy 80 90s music i think have you ever seen me cry i don t think so can i sing yes what is the best feature about me your brother am i shy or outgoing outgoing am i a rebel or do i follow the rules both do i have any special talents piano would you call me preppy average sporty punk hippie glam nerdy snobby or something else what normal have you ever hugged me yes kissed me a long time ago what is my favorite food lasagna i think am i a good cook not sure am i dating anyone hope not you re married if there was one good nickname for me what would it be blondie what s your favorite memory of me all of them except when you moved out this one actually made me tear up what is my worst habit chewing tabacco as if do i like corn dogs probably have you ever had a dream about me can t remember if you and i were stranded on a desert island what is the one thing i would say fuck not my brother whats my religion heavens gate am i family oriented yes who is my best friend eljefe i think labels vholes hates the word meme episode recounted by hotdrwife 3 of you told me what you really thought name hot dr s wife location the rockies i am the wife of a surgeon a mother of a three year old son a sister to a redneck brother the daughter of a dad i miss daily colorado native raised on a ranch been on a cattle drive and driven many combines i am always barefoot i love my friends and i insist happy hour start at 5 00 pm and not a minute later delve deeper click here for more other things you want to share put them in an e mail and send them here check out my new digs almost butt talk a few random things goin privates new posts below energizer bunny myspace 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shmeder spicy cauldron stiletto squirrel please the knicker report these crazy times the web pen blog welcome to shonda land whatchu tawkin bout zube design by www flick r com this is a flickr badge showing public photos from hotdoctorwife make your own badge here i remember robert j mayo world trade center