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me all shaking like chihuahua in an ice storm and says have you heard where people are going to be putting their boxes where do you think i should put bb 2 s things and there it is i don t give a flip 2 bad bosses running around today with their shriveled peens saying i didn t know that is where the wall was going now maybe we can move the server room again so it is quieter yes god knows the hum must keep them from working ooops there i go i don t give a flip figure it out yourself 3 bad bosses trying to mark their territory with the new space and have constantly come out of their offices to stare at said new wall i want to scream oh that s right i don t give a flip 4 we have no business and the only person that sent out their bills for a 3 month period is bb 2 it was for about 30k four weeks ago has anyone paid us no i don t give a flip just pay me unemployment 5 there is no room in this office for your egos your bullsh and your slapping each other on the back you constantly ignore anything that makes sense and i watch you spend countless dollars due to that fact you are the dumbest bastards i ve ever met you will not listen to any form of reason ever oh crap insert new motto i don t give a flip i now also don t give a rat s ass about working a full day none of you do and i ve been doing it for 29 months i faithfully sit here while you flush money down the figurative commode not anymore my friends here s a flip i can use next time my life as a ringmaster tags bad boss bad business blog commentary humor lawyers living dilbert random rant useless coworker work comments 20 comments categories anger bad boss blog burnout business corporate humor failure humor lawyers life uncategorized i assume your lack of response means 28 jul you know what bugs the living hell out of living dilbert besides bad boss and useless bad vendors we are a small office and do i ask for much no am i very very nice to all of our vendors yes i promise you here s a list of things you as a vendor can do to get on my bad side 1 don t respond to an urgent request i m not an a hole i don t yell and scream and expect you to put me at the top of your list when i have a crisis but you know what when i do have an it crisis and it takes you two days to get back to me i want to come over there and punch you all in the face men i ll kick you in the nads when you don t respond or say you ll get back to me who do you think gets yelled at when stuff doesn t get corrected who do you think is the front line for blame when it is totally out of my control right living dilbert it vendor we pay you thousands and thousands each year let me tell you naughty vendor how about i stop mailing your payments or just get around to it when i feel like it 2 vendors that i ve never used that will not leave me alone while i appreciate your drive and desire for new business if i don t call you back the 47 times you call me there is a pretty good chance that i m not interested i m trying to save us both face however if you keep calling me and emailing me once a day i will eventually let you know how i feel and i probably won t be nice in addition i work for a controlling bad boss who will never let me choose a vendor because he must have the final word like a little bratty ass child bully on a playground so it s out of my hands 3 for the office don t leave me several post its on my desk about a vendor when we ve already discussed it you know what i ll do with your notes after i ve muttered every obscenity known to human kind i ll rip that mother effer up and throw it in the trash i came in this morning to not one but 3 notes on my desk telling me our server back up is beeping hmmmm did we talk about it yesterday yes did i call our it vendor twice yes why are you bothering me i do not have short term memory problems ok now picture me writing the above post while screaming every word in my head next i really don t give a flip tags anger bad boss bad business blog burnout commentary frustration humor lawyers life random rant work comments 12 comments categories anger bad boss blog burnout business humor lawyers life uncategorized you want me to do what 27 jul to review the facts known by all we have no business the firm of piddly piddly piddliest llp is steadily going down the crapper i have worked very hard not to panic about it anymore i no longer breathe into that paper bag that i have in my desk drawer on a daily basis to keep the anxiety attacks at bay why bother caring no one else does and it is stripping my soul of all that is good however once in a while i am still taken aback by the pure madness instead of getting any business rather even trying here are a couple bad boss requests in the last two weeks 1 research and find him a restaurant along his route in town to meet a guy that will produce no business but is on one of the committees with bad boss that merely lets them all meet and admire each other s looks and puff out their chests ok am i driving there no do i know what you want for lunch no but i have to do it i find a couple places of which he shoots them both down no that place makes my clothes smell no that place won t work then why are you asking me i end up finding a place that serves his highness needs finally 2 i come in last week and there is a 4 page printout on my desk with a note that reads will you call the city of and help me figure out how to get an specialized meter for my house water bills are just killing me and this will help me even if it costs a ton ok bad boss could give a rat s ass about water conservation he only cares about the big bucks he s paying for his water bill he has about 65 children so apparently he never thought of saving money before impregnating his wife multiple times let me get this straight you want me to spend my time helping you save money at home when i just spent almost 800 to get a much needed medical test and follow up this brings to mind a very crude statement i use only in special circumstances from the files of living dilbert two favorites of unreasonable requests by bosses include sweet d whose boss made her drive him to his colonoscopy i would have rather performed it on him with a weed eater and the dear girl whose boss made her smell the armpits of his suits to see if they needed drycleaning bosses everywhere we are fricking on to you watch it final note thank you to main squeeze and heart of gold last night who totally surprised me with a little cake want to see we nearly spent the entire night talking about how wonderful you are and telling your stories to each other from your comments you truly bring me joy see i don t have a totally black heart for more horror stories of bad bosses go to https livingdilbert wordpress com 2010 04 14 telltale signs of a bad boss and be sure to read the comments section your mouth will hang open tags bad boss bad business blog commentary dread humor lawyers life living dilbert random rant work comments 23 comments categories bad boss blog burnout business corporate humor humor lawyers life uncategorized going undercover 26 jul the last thing i wanted to do this morning was to come to this crusty ole bunghole of an office before the dread could truly seep into every cell of my being yesterday i came up with a new plan with some help from main squeeze i m going undercover what the hell do i mean you are wondering well i can t seem to leave here just yet the oppression is depressing me to no end i keep trying to hope for the better with bad boss and i am living the definition of insanity so i had to come up with a new ploy in order to effing stand it i ll let you in on a little something i have realized i love to write it s been pretty exciting to find something i love while here rather than just commit assisted suicide to bad bosses god knows they are dying here and a slow painful death and i m not going with them i would love to end up writing a book one day perhaps an expose on corporate america and the repeated patterns of failure and denial i see every day but with a cutting edge anyway why not pretend that this dysfunctional laughable poo hole of a law firm is just an undercover assignment i can listen a little more intently pry a little deeper who knows what i ll find this firm is merely a means to my end in a good way you know these bad bosses provide great material every day so in the meantime and a plan is nearly in motion i will continue to report from the front lines living dilbert reporting for duty next time you want me to do what tags bad boss bad business blog business commentary corporate humor lawyers living dilbert random rant work comments 11 comments categories bad boss blog burnout business corporate humor humor lawyers uncategorized be kind to your behind 25 jul i admit i heard this title line from another source can anyone tell me from where hint tv commercial i d never noticed that line til yesterday and it was my line of the day made me chuckle do you know why sundays are almost as nice as saturdays it has to do with the day of rest thing i like to practice my resting by sitting on my behind most of the day reading recharging relaxing hope you had a fabulous sunday too resting your soul in preparation for monday tomorrow going undercover tags blog humor life random relaxation sunday weekend comments 4 comments categories blog business corporate humor humor life sunday weekends saturday already 24 jul you know having my sweet boob poked and being out a day and a half definitely had some positive aspects besides my very fortunate results with the flurry of appointments it was friday almost immediately and i didn t have to go through that awful dragging endless time space continuim that usually takes place monday friday i have got to find new ways to have the work hours pass more quickly granted now that i m in my 40s time seems to fly by in general but we all know those work hours during the week do not why am i thinking about this right now it is saturday and i m breaking one of my own living dilbert rules do not think about anything work related on the weekends sorry it must be my brain trying to catch up from the missed work this week you know what will fix that another cup of coffee shower shopping and lifetime tv hope you all have a wonderful saturday it feels so good to be writing again i think the spark may be back tomorrow be kind to your behind tags bad boss blog business commentary corporate life humor life living dilbert random weekend work comments 3 comments categories blog corporate humor humor lawyers life poking fun 23 jul sorry i ve been mia and i ve missed you i made a big realization this week well i ve had it before but this week was the clencher one thing i seem to have inherited from my dad is a sense of humor thank god when things get tough i resort to humor and finding ways to make fun of whatever god awful situation in which i find myself i remember once when sweet dad was having a major surgery in the hospital and things were really bad there we were making fun of it i ll never forget that day i consider it a gift long story short and not so funny i found two breast lumps a couple weeks ago living dilbert has been down this road before and i was pretty sure they were cysts a mammogram two ultrasounds and 900 later there i was being faced with a needle that reminded me of the seattle space needle headed towards me with a small crowd in the room and me flat on my back with everyone touching my left tit you know the doctors call it a fine needle aspiration fine my ass good news is that all is fine i have a very sore boob but am extremely thankful that it is over and done with and that i am one of the lucky ones do you think bad boss cared no do i still need to get used to that yes i have no colleagues here no family main squeeze made a wonderful point this morning you are my colleagues you my blogging friends thank you have a told you what a wonderful job you are doing you are you are fantastic and you all deserve a big raise and bonus tomorrow saturday already tags blog burnout humor lawyers life living dilbert random rant work comments 28 comments categories bad boss blog burnout business corporate humor humor uncategorized biting my tongue 20 jul biting my tongue more than usual this week and since i get paid on friday i m having to bite it harder and harder not to say the things rumbling around in my head lots of stress this week more other stuff than work related and my temper is a bit short here are some quick thoughts in no particular order of things i wish i could say to bad boss you are the rudest most self involved a hole i ve ever met you are a giant baby better yet you are an petulant little pu y it would behoove your family and everyone that has to come in contact with you for you to get intense therapy your firm is a joke you as a successful lawyer are a bigger joke and trust me lots of folks are laughing you have laughably tiny feet too to bad boss must be nice being on your wife s insurance you can get any procedure done for free we can t and i just had to pay 230 for something that was free at old law firm you are at the tippy top of my sh list you cheap bastard to bad boss i know where you park your car and you are going to need a new paint job very soon based on the fact that my keys accidentally dragged along your passenger side on my way up this morning i also spit a big one on your windshield i thank all that is holy every day that i m not married to you to bad boss 2 for god s sake man get a hobby to useless coworker i appreciate your kindness this week but i still don t want to talk to you to woman from 10th floor please i beg of you quit crapping in our ladies room i can t take it eat some cheese or something to the universe thank you for letting me be employed and for having some form of insurance and the fact that i am lucky in so many ways next time i make a big jump to a job and it s a gamble would you mind if maybe just maybe it worked out kind of nicely my writing is not so great this week bear with me tomorrow will be funny tomorrow poking fun tags bad boss bad business blog commentary humor lawyers life living dilbert random rant stupid work comments 11 comments categories bad boss blog business corporate humor humor life uncategorized you know it is a rough day when 19 jul you know it is probably a fairly tough work day when 1 bad boss 2 starts sending you all his documents to print because he tells you he is not connecting meaning that you know it is just that his brain is not connecting because he s trying to do two things at once 2 your head is splitting and you never have headaches 3 the thought of fattening sugary doughnuts doesn t even spark your interest 4 you get caught by an unannounced vendor by the front door of your office and there is not a damn thing you can do about it but you aren t too mean because she gives you a small nice smelling thing of lotion something usually of which you wo...