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love i don t know a snappy description but the my nemesis cynthia story certainly lives in my head blitzlowin hilariously these are almost all in my fic tag so a compiled list from the notes and some extras the god of arepo graphic novel 1 2 3 ebook the monster of sentan the witch s cat raise both children stabby the roomba honorable mention cinderella marries the prince comic my arch nemesis cynthia pirates and mermaid eindred and the witch the demon king the cornerwitch grandmother beetroot apocalypse daycare worker grandmother accidentally summons a demon new year saga a story about changelings ranger in the king s forest the difference between a hare and a rabbit goblin men canines charlataninred i am in love with you p the thread of the infinite what about the one with the princess locked in a tower learning to become a wizard that s lived in my mind for years and i haven t seen it in a long time death of the endless oh love that story adding it to the list 20 princess talia and adding a few more contenders 21 thyme 22 the monster under the bed 23 a meaningful death 24 humans are unstoppable until they aren t 25 the monster under the fridge 26 antler guy 27 cleric slamming healing spells death of the endless adding a few more i remembered 28 the frog and the scorpion 29 hsthete 30 the first witch in the world 31 imagine that oceans were replaced by forests 32 a faerie taking a name 33 the dragon on the farm 34 synovus menace 35 raising the anti christ 36 aliens vs flora fauna of earth pretty sure there are even more additions to the original post but i had this one saved 37 doctors without borders in space 38 the villain wrangler 39 the last contact 40 the 100 parent point children 41 and the heavens wept 42 the night gentleman 43 the serpent god and their priestess knottahooker 44 no one showed up for the last storytime adamskiiii wow writing prompt s contributing to like half of these writing prompt s i can hardly take any credit for these stories but i love sharing them unfortunately i cannot read all the prompt responses so please tag me if you want me to reblog a story that resonated with you so i can give it a little boost swampy711 reblogging this again so i can find it easier cause my god this is beautiful swampy711 i didn t realise that i d somehow accidentally unpinned this post until yesterday and subsequently had to travel back through a couple months worth of reblogs to find it again so now i m gonna add more stories as i find them so that i can use this as an archive to find them all again also this post will be procedurally updated with new stories when i find them so if you liked it then maybe check up on it every month or so and i might have new stories to share 1 standing beneath both sola and luna by comicaurora and izzbeingchaotic 2 the future giver by shady tavern 3 hungry babushka ghosts by thestuffedalligator 4 nothing i didn t already know also by thestuffedalligator 5 the night mother by melgillman 6 sherlock pendragon also by thestuffedalligator they really are good at this aren t they 7 the deathless sisters by bixbythemartian 8 there s a monster at the end of town by zakeno 9 a collection of glimpes into a child s world by a lot of people 10 underworld duet by officialleehadan 11 a benign existence compiled by willinghands 12 musings on a hand axe by gallusrostromegalus 13 agnodice more people should know about this 14 perhaps they shouldn t have eaten the dragon by laurasimonsdaughter 15 imitation seawater by derinthescarletpescatarian 16 what is the difference between a cathedral and a lab by letallthetrashraindown 17 the must ain t by gallusrostromegalus 18 the golden record by fennecshandgf 19 i turn to ares by kochei0 20 sons of the labyrinth by golyadkin 21 the sphinx s love by animentality fox moblin 22 under the tracks written by sio on twitter brought tumblr by apelcini and illustrated by texeoghea 23 lots of good recipes started by girlmuppet and batmanisagatewaydrug 24 tr u e l o ve brought to tumblr by kaijuno transgenidoqueen and harbingermotel 25 the need to stay by maddiesharafian 26 the whale the tuna and the salmon by bees with swords and illustrated twice over by eldritchjackalope 27 the moon asks a question written by dirgewithoutmusic on ao3 and illustrated by purutsukid 28 what we can learn from a child by notreewaits deactivated20200806 yelnatszeroni ilywela13 ladyofatraditionalkind banrions greedy guts thegodsofkhaosinkarnate 29 compiles of japanese and european folklore myths brought to tumblr by walmart the official and bleu guacamole sourced from yokai com and the translation works of prof d l ashliman of the university of pittsburgh 30 time by welldrawnfish 31 just so you curious types know where you totally shouldn t go for your research by draculasdaughter three blogs in a trenchcoat and whateverthebeeswant 32 the midnight cafe by wizard email 33 the rules of the hunt a collaboration between rysttle and polistini 34 the hand you cannot see by blackbearmagic nikniknikin the tabularium draconym 35 not what is expected by dxactivatxdusxr its just a phage flowernstt anotherdayforchaosfay anaalihelmisimpukka and stealthclaw1 36 a collection of mishaps and mindslips by cafffine rumplefuckingstiltzkin fried berries those whose comments they compiled heywriters ariconditioner modmad and lagomorpheme 37 the faceless angels by cannibalcaprine deactivated2024 ancient debris omnybus the artist captain acab 38 we will remember your shoes by cooking with hailstones netherworldpost and vaspider found through the haiku bot 39 the room where you can play scrabble forever by exhaustedwerewolf continued pinned post tumblr stories tumblr lore 395 734 notes aug 26th 2025 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink thementalistscandidate becausegoodheroesdeservekidneys visiting family for the weekend including my seven year old niece who is obviously the most special and incredible child on the planet anyway she really really loves it when i tell her stories she loves stories anyway and at first this manifested as stories about tad cu bryn aka my father her grandfather who died before she was born this has been a lovely way to keep his memory alive and she adores every story she has her favourites which she will request then it became apparent that she specifically loves me telling her stories she ll happily ask others for them too but from me she just wants any anecdote at all which of course is wonderful and demonstrates that she is a child of impeccable taste and wisdom and brilliance but also she has adhd and the energy reserves of a seven year old and so this gets tiring very quickly yesterday in the car on the way back from the wildlife centre she asked for one of my longer stories and i was like hey how about we try something different and she was like no tell me a story about tad cu bryn and i was like this will be a brand new story and you get to play it and help me tell it and she was like explain so i gave her three characters to choose from the first was a warrior with a sword she could name who was nonetheless dyspraxic the second was a gymnastic elf who could commune with trees but was afraid of heights the third was a dyslexic witch whose spells sometimes go wrong when she spells the words wrong she picked the witch i pulled up an online d20 on my phone i went to start and she insisted my mother had to play as the elf so i told them that the new queen of the kingdom had called for them because their palace treasury had been robbed specifically a single enchanted coin that brings luck and wealth to a ruler s reign had been stolen and tales of enchanted coins were suddenly emanating from across the land so each one needed investigating until the right coin was found it turns out kids who like stories will absolutely lap this shit up she was enthralled it was the simplest story they had to get into a bank revive some unconscious gnomes then enter the vault find the coin that had been deposited into it then get back to the queen enough to fill a half hour car ride basically but she managed to fill it with all the wacky hijinks you get from a ttrpg particularly when she tried to smash a door down with a hammer but rolled a 1 we finished with the queen saying it wasn t the right coin and then my niece demanded we go again this time with her playing as a sapient reticulated python that time we made it all the way to the final boss fight which was a sorcerer who created a big coin monster out of loads of coins i asked my niece what she wanted to do and she described graphically how she wanted to constrict and eat the sorcerer and immediately rolled a 19 so sure okay the sorcerer is now very dead the coin monster though was still there and as my niece tried to say she would do the same thing i was like no you re a snake and you just ate you re now immobile at this point my sister advised her to regurgitate the sorcerer great said my niece i m going to do it at the coin monster and rolled a 20 so she projectile vomited a dead sorcerer into the coin monster and won the day anyway today she immediately demanded we play the game with the story where we choose and my brother in law is now asking me how he can do this with her are you making it all up as you go along but yeah turns out this is a fantastic way to entertain a seven year old vague ongoing quest then three steps get into place resolve minor puzzle boss fight to finish boom easy so far i ve done a bank a tavern and an art gallery it featured an exhibit that was just a room full of slippery banana skins i m going to do a pirate ship next nice storytime dnd 1 221 notes may 24th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink a book of creatures bogleech attempted killer apprehended for an unrelated assault that someone else committed anyway bogleech if you re still not quite clear on what the article is saying this woman had a rapidly growing malignant tumor until her doctor poked it with one needle to take a sample her immune cells responded to that tiny little needle wound as they normally would and only then detected something wrong with the surrounding cells attacking the cancer they now associated with that trivial damage it doesn t reliably work that way all the time or we would have noticed this happening a lot more often but this would also seem to imply that across the entire history of the practice there s probably an above zero number of people who actually beat cancer through acupuncture a book of creatures it s giving leeches actually have health benefits but not for any of the reasons they were supposed to be good for huh interesting humans are weird 21 927 notes may 24th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink skykashi jellopen i ve never watched boruto lmao gaara kankuro temari rock lee sand siblings naruto fanart 3 401 notes may 24th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink silverskye13 chaaistheanswer on duty knight vibes stunning work op art amazing art 70 445 notes may 24th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink whitefangthefightingwolf cnn com cats the ultimate weapon in public health with rat problems up 67 chicago is trying an old fashioned low tech solution to solve the problem 600 cats jen christensen cnn video by madeleine stix cnn jumpingjacktrash oh my god mumblytron this is why cats domesticated themselves in the first place finally some cats doing what they wanted all along so wholesome crookedhillary like if you would have a beer with gozer reblog if you would hunt rats with him ignore and your heart will be destroyed transgirlpinup choose the form of the destructor lady feral reblogged obviously rocketmermaid i m one of the two brewers at empirical brewery and i love these little bastards sadly gozer passed away last year due to feline leukemia however the other three venkman egon and raymond are all still around and active venkman is the leader of the group and by far the most curious he explores and investigates everyone and everything that comes through the brewery he also has a great sense of when somebody s taking a picture of him and poses accordingly he s not interested in having humans pet him and will run away from you raymond however seems to have been feral for all of thirty seconds before treehouse picked him up he will meow for attention and either rub up against your hand to demand pets or flop down on the ground so you can scratch his belly he and venkman are close pals egon is the most skittish of the bunch and barely likes you to even look at him he ll investigate new things but spends most of his time hiding and sleeping he has a special hiding spot on top of a pipe and he somehow has the uncanny ability to sleep with all four paws dangling completely off of it without ever falling of this is how they spend most of their day if you ever find a stray cat hair on one of your six packs it s probably raymond s the guy sheds like mad venkman s curiosity occasionally gets the better of him this is what happened when a new pump came into the brewery he managed to escape handily enough though like i said venkman likes to pose buddies 3 come by empirical brewery sometime and maybe you ll get to see them cephalopodqueen rip gozer destroyer of hearts unicornempire cats with jobssssss theromanceofthetelescope what a great thing to wake up to finding cats that are far more motivated than i am cats animal stories animal pics 153 135 notes may 24th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink whitefangthefightingwolf sanguine scales i think something a lot of people don t get is that years of mocking your child even in jest does in fact tend to get under their skin sanguine scales a decade or two of even light verbal harassment is very much accentuated when it s an authority figure you are in every meaningful way subservient to 56 549 notes may 24th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink bixbythemartian vruba i don t like this expression first world problems it is false and it is condescending yes nigerians struggle with floods or infant mortality but these same nigerians also deal with mundane and seemingly luxurious hassles connectivity issues on your blackberry cost of car repair how to sync your ipad what brand of noodles to buy third world problems all the silly stuff of life doesn t disappear just because you re black and live in a poorer country people in the richer nations need a more robust sense of the lives being lived in the darker nations here s a first world problem the inability to see that others are as fully complex and as keen on technology and pleasure as you are teju cole via feminizt 24 113 notes may 24th 2026 open in app facebook tweet reddit mail embed permalink thementalistscandidate romcommunist i hate a recipe for a dish with marry me in the name fuck off gives tradwife energy i will not elaborate iamnotlanuk making a recipe called di...