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pete thoughts appear home 30 before 30 35 before 35 about thoughts appear tag archives pete october 22 2013 pete the penguin shark dives by thoughtsappear today i m continuing pete the penguin s story warning i know these next pictures are going to be particularly disturbing the pictures are real kiefer really went shark diving i know it looks extremely realistic but i swear i photoshopped in the pictures of pete the penguin no animals were harmed dear thoughtsy i m shark diving today i decided to take our new pet pete the penguin with me don t worry i dressed him weather appropriately look how much fun pete and i are having it s like we re starring in an episode of shark week the sharks here are so nice they re really more like the sharks from finding nemo fish are friends not food shark diving is 100 safe wish you were here love kiefer to whom it may concern i regret to inform you that there was an accident i m ok but pete pete didn t make it i turned my back for just one second and he was gone just one second i don t understand how this could have happened i didn t even hear the jaws theme i have a confession pete s death wasn t an accident the shark rattled the cage and i panicked the whole thing s a blur but apparently i shouted take the penguin instead i can t die yet i haven t even proposed to thoughtsykins yet before tossing pete out of the cage and into the great white s massive jaws i swear this is not a reflection of my parenting skills our future children have nothing to fear nor is it a reflection of petsitting abilities i promise to take excellent care of esme please don t hate me love kiefer let s hope that kiefer is more responsible with the baby than he was with pete the penguin last time kiefer and i were in tampa we re sure we saw pete at the aquarium hopefully we ll see him again this year favorite comment from last post i don t know pete s cute but he looks like he s planning something like you d get him home and he d wear the butler suit and serve you drinks but then you d wake up the next morning and find that pete and all your jewelry are gone laura 11 comments tags animal humor kiefer sutherland life movies pete shark bite travel tv posted in animals october 21 2013 that was not a honeymoon by thoughtsappear when you visit greece a month before your wedding everyone asks if that was your honeymoon the answer no no it was not originally kiefer planned to propose in greece just because he proposed early didn t make greece our honeymoon when you ve waited as long as kiefer made me wait you get as many trips as you want so we re doing two honeymoons one just kiefer and i after the baby is born and another with boo and radley our family honeymoon is this week we re headed to florida to visit some friends seaworld and the tampa aquarium where we will hopefully see pete the penguin who is pete the penguin a penguin kiefer got me when he went to africa a few years ago dear thoughts i m in cape town today visiting the penguins and i thought of you because you love penguins i m going to try and smuggle this little guy back for you i m not ready to marry you yet but i am willing to commit to raising this penguin with you let s name him pete pete the penguin we ll get him a butler suit and teach him to serve cocktails just like you ve always wanted love kiefer and pete favorite comment from last post it is never too early to start teaching about the undead and i hear braaaaaaains are great for teething kittenthunder 20 comments tags animal humor kiefer sutherland life marriage pete travel posted in animals november 16 2011 eating pop tarts could save your life by thoughtsappear finally after months of a pop tart free diet i caved what was the cause of demise multiple factors closure of the pop tarts store in nyc halloween candy withdraw stress about the ravens steelers game stress about being trapped in a wrecked car for days and starving to death that actually almost happened to a little girl do you know what probably saved her life besides the seatbelt pop tarts true story and that is why you should carry pop tarts with you at all times all times people don t say i didn t warn you you know what else made me give in to pop tart consumption a new flavor pop tart baby seal sugar cookie that s right i tore open my pop tart to package only to be face to face with a baby seal in a hat waving at me baby seal hello baby seal sounds like mr bill me hello baby seal why are you looking at me like that me like what baby seal like that like you re going to eat me me evil grin baby seal noooooooooo i could be your new pete me nice try baby seal but pete was a penguin and not made of delicious pop tart nom nom nom if you re new around here you re probably thinking who the hell is pete pete was a penguin kiefer got me from africa unfortunately the original pete the penguin was eaten by a shark but when i visited tampa i got to meet petey junior aka repete 61 comments tags food humor i ate a baby seal pete pop tarts sports the steelers stink posted in food june 9 2011 nanny nanny boo boo stick your head in by thoughtsappear please excuse the regression to my 5 year old self but i m having an early birthday celebration this weekend i m so flippin excited that i may pee my pants oops too late apparently bladder control starts to go at age 29 seriously so you ll have to do without me for a few days i know i know deep breaths what you forgot my birthday was this month i can t believe that you would forget something so important i mean it s not like you have your own blogs lives children and pets to take care of or anything head hung in shame yours not mine anyways as my early birthday present please pick one of the following search for a pete jr i heard pete was quite the ladies penguin bake some cookies and then send me a sample check out my about and background pages i updated them forever ago and then didn t tell you start a fundraiser for me you and me to go on another cruise now for some serious business serious business 1 there s an imposter amongst us while the hipster and i were in ellicott city we found someone masquerading as the jolie serious business 2 please send wrinkle cream apparently my 29 year old forehead needs some note to self never make that face again it causes wrinkles 37 comments tags 30 before 30 cookies cruise food humor life money pete the jolie travel posted in life may 3 2011 my new secret weapon by thoughtsappear it s no secret that i hate birds except pete if you didn t know that read this post i ll wait did you read it i don t wanna see any comments below about how birds are really very nice creatures blah blah blah because if birds were really nice they wouldn t be terrorizing me plus birds keep pooing on my blog buddy izzie you can say but birds pooing on you is good luck bah that s just a myth spread by those dirty little birdies anyways as you read in last year s post the current score is thoughts 2 birds 8 the flippin birds are winning jerks however up until now the birds have had an advantage they outnumber me but not anymore now i have a sidekick more than a sidekick i have a secret weapon a secret weapon that jumps 5 feet into the air is faster than a speeding bullet has claws of steel has a bird killing instinct well kinda has cat like reflexes to illustrate my point better maybe i should have picked a pic where she wasn t napping it s esme in the past month two birds have manuevered their way into blarney and i s basement and esme has caught both of them look out birds we re coming for you thoughts and esme 4 birds 8 27 comments tags animal blarney cat eww food humor life pete posted in animals older entries email subscription enter your email address to subscribe to this blog and receive notifications of new posts by email email address sign me up join 14 2k other subscribers twitter updates tweets by thoughtsyappear facebook recent posts moment of truth no i don t actually want to be a vampire fried 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