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nd opens in new window email share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in blog bored family fun parent parenting random stuff toddler and tagged aussie parents awesome blog blog beginners blogging family good dad humour kids life opinion parenting toddler on november 25 2015 by unsimplelife 8 comments absent sorry to my readers i have just started university again and have not had time to get anything up on the blog i m not dead stay tuned share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest more email a link to a friend opens in new window email share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in family on february 26 2015 by unsimplelife 1 comment second article up on aimn hi all for those who missed my last post i am now contributing to the australian independent media network aimn link to new article here share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest more email a link to a friend opens in new window email share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in family on february 22 2015 by unsimplelife leave a comment dinner time science and vegetarians the little guy has been on a vegetarian crusade for a few months now sausages excluded according to toddler logic sausages are actually vegetables sure i know you can get vegetarian sausages but to be honest i prefer my meals newspaper free anyway we were eating dinner the other night and we got to the meat issue once again got to say i almost felt like i was being mocked we had been cooking a boneless lam roast in the bbq for the last four hours it was delicious to us perhaps i don t like the meat he says before even having a bite he is not usually a fussy eater by any means but the additional chewing effort and texture of meat has just turned him off fair enough i guess we are actually at a point where we allow him to chew pieces up turn them into sausage and spit them out bit of a compromise but it is a start a few days previous to this occasion i was explaining to food pyramid to him not to much success but it is better to start early right went through a few foods he knew and explained where they fit you need to eat a balance of these because it s good for you that kind of stuff ok back to the lamb my partner must have had a burst of inspiration and in that moment explained meat contained iron the little guy has an obsession with superheros at the moment ironman in particular well ironman is made of iron meat has iron in it if you want to be big and strong like ironman you should eat your meat seemed like a valid enough idea he took to it kind of we then went into a bit of a science lesson why the fuck not tony stark would have been pleased had he been there i explain how iron is in a thing called the periodic table of elements and they make up everything but they are so small we can t see them they are like little tiny legos everything is made of little elements like legos the partners analogy was superb i think but if you look really close you could see them he returns ok we are going there i then explain what a microscope is and say maybe when he is a little older we can have a look at one just like your toy pirate telescopes but they look at little things instead don t think we have won the meat battle but the science crash course was good for a laugh who knows he might absorb something share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest more email a link to a friend opens in new window email share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in parenting and tagged food humour ironman kids eating meat opinion parenting science toddlers on february 19 2015 by unsimplelife 2 comments insulted by a toddler v2 0 such is life i used to be a pretty active person i have never felt the need to step foot in a gym but we both joined the local gym last year true to form neither of us have been yet 6 months later i did make a news years resolution to go to the gym but this is still yet to eventuate i am pretty happy with how i am but you know i miss the physical activity and i do feel it life just gets in the way as i m sure you all know our toddler in all his wisdom managed to insult me again the other day i am starting to think he does it on purpose so i was getting dressed for work in the morning he was in our bedroom with the dog going about their usual morning routine now i am the kind of person that can t be ass ed un clipping my belt un zipping my pants etc i just pull the bastards up and be done with it as i begin to wriggle into my pants he begins to laugh dad your butt s jiggly it s like jelly of course met with laughter from my partner the fuck kid did you just call me fat once again insulted by the 3ft tall midget time to make good on that new years resolution my butt looks like jelly god damn there will likely be a lesson for him out of this something along the lines of never say that to your mum dude share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest more email a link to a friend opens in new window email share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in parenting and tagged aussie parents dad fatherhood humour kids opinion parenting toddler insults toddlers on february 17 2015 by unsimplelife 5 comments coffee table book about coffee tables blogging about blogging kramer in all his wisdom had this right a coffee table book about coffee tables blogging about blogging why does it draw our attention we all write a blog why do we want to read about writing a blog i think the answer is pretty simple really it is relatable regardless of subject matter direction theme blah blah there is one thing all bloggers have in common blogging there is something all bloggers want to be heard but how does one break away from the herd so they indeed get heard when i started this blog i had little to no idea what i was doing with that considered i still don t have much of an idea but i know a little more than i once did when i started i thought it may be a good idea to document the journey this was as much for new bloggers benefit welcome by the way as it was for my own i wrote one month of blogging 5 things i have learnt so far and 2 months of blogging 4 more things i am still learning for these reasons i read over them the other day some of it is relevant some not so relevant this blog is now about four months old out of its infancy but still very much a baby in the grand scheme of things with that said i can confidently say the blog and the blogger have moved from assisted mobility to crawling to walking by no means do i consider myself an expert or a big time blog dude but i have learnt and observed a few things 1 theme or no theme in all honesty i started the unsimplelife as an experiment with no real direction or theme i just started it because i wanted to start blogging i had no idea if i would continue past my first post my first week and so on yet here we are i did not start blogging for any other reason than out of interest to test the waters in hindsight i am really enjoying it i think this is above all else more important than deciding on a theme or topic or genre etc sure if you have one that s great and all credit to you i still don t i started the blog thinking that it would build itself into a topic well it still hasn t and that is perfectly fine i enjoy it and i hope a few others do too that was the goal right so good times no need to be so serious just enjoy the ride 2 content if you are beginning your journey or if you are well into it you must have read somewhere that writing producing good original content is key sure i think writing good content is important but there is a multitude of good content out in the interwebz what makes blogging unique what makes people read a blog well for me at least it is personability writing style let s face it you can get most if not all the information you seek via the more main stream media sources you can google it but what makes blogging content valuable it is the personal feel you get from reading a post that is produced in almost conversational language the swearing the off the cuff ranting the warm fuzzy stuff the people side of the communication that for me is what makes great content regardless of topic and at least from where i stand is what makes me return to someone s blog i am no lingual genius by any means but i do attempt to personalise my writing in the same kind of way 3 sharing the love there is something different i have come to learn about the blogging space in my misspent youth i trolled chatrooms and social media like a fiend so much negativity and humour is out there in the social media universe but at least from my experience the blogging space is a little different there are some really fantastic people blogs out there and the community so to speak is very positive and welcoming everyone who has a blog or will be starting one should embrace this enjoy it if you think back to what the goal is to be heard there is nothing more personally inspiring then to have someone out there engage with what you are doing so seriously read other blogs comment on blogs if you do read something really good go one further and drop the writer a line from their contact page i have had a few people do just that and i can honestly tell you it is a great motivator so please enjoy it be positive 4 stick with it sounds strange but even in the four months i have spent blogging i have seen some great blogs come and go such is the transient nature of it i completely understand and it is a shame but please stick with it and good things can will happen people will read you i should also refer back to point 3 share the love again well that s about it for my rant on coffee table themed coffee table books but i thought i d share it anyway hope you enjoy share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest more email a link to a friend opens in new window email share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in blog and tagged blog blog beginners blogging blogging 101 beginners new blogger tips on february 16 2015 by unsimplelife 6 comments toddler potty inception thought i d reblog post number 1 for a laugh the unsimplelife for anyone that has a toddler they will or are about to know that shit stained hair pulling adventure that is toilet training my partner and myself have a now 3 1 2 year old boy who i am very proud to say is now totally potty trained good bye nappies if only that were the case i have been talked into having another one of these things but that is a story for another time the early days we began our journey nearly a year ago to the day my partners love for everything pirate had driven her to purchase a pirate themed potty training book complete with sticker chart and hat arrrrrr excellent we had a theme we had time we had toddler interest we had a everything set for a smooth transition from nappies to the porcelain hole of dreams what we didn t expect was just how long and view original post 968 more words share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest more email a link to a friend opens in new window email share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in family on february 15 2015 by unsimplelife leave a comment now appearing on aim extra a while ago someone who contributes to the aim network australian independent media network asked me how i d feel about contributing long story short aimn has created a new space called aim extra some of my parenting misadventures will now be appearing there there is some amazing content on aimn so i must say i feel pretty chuffed to be a part of it go check it out share this share on x opens in new window x share on facebook opens in new window facebook share on reddit opens in new window reddit share on pinterest opens in new window pinterest more email a link to a friend opens in new window email share on linkedin opens in new window linkedin share on tumblr opens in new window tumblr like loading posted in family on february 14 2015 by unsimplelife leave a comment handling toddler tantrums soothing the savage beast tantrums are just a part of the deal when it comes to toddlers and kids in general we are lucky enough to have a pretty good kid or so i m told by my partner honestly i have no experience with kids other than our one so i take her word for it dealing with a tantrum can be difficult but after this long i was pretty sure we had it down pat a year or so ago it was much easier but with increased mobility vocabulary and attitude it gets harder i think either way he is generally pretty chilled and rarely gets into full swing in all honesty i had seen him go maybe twice in a year up until about three weeks ago there has been a lot of change in our house in recent times toddlers like most humans seem to be resistant to change maybe resistant is not the right word but if you have one you know what i mean a simple break in routine can cause unforeseen issues or create a strange habit that wasn t there before i find it rather interesting how dramatically they can be effected by what appears to be such a small thing to us grown ups anyway coupled with some changes at home he has also just started pre school exciting times pre school is more for the sociability aspect he does not get a lot of time with kids his age mainly cousins older than him and adults which is all good but i notice when we do take him to a toddler dominated environment he is a bit hesitant with pre school we hope that will be addressed as he moves through life and into big school anyway back on point around three weeks ago the tantrums started happening more frequently so be it we can deal with that although something was different they had this odd almost violent streak to them the screaming the general behaviour not like the usual stuff this had us both understandable worried and at the...