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new job for 24 hours the other day there told me working in a chocolate factory is downright dangerous a whole shelf load of chocolate bars buried him up to the neck i asked him why didn t he shout for help his response i did but everytime i shouted the milky bars are on me the rest of the workforce just cheered planted by sage at 6 00 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 23 march 2013 saturday satire chuckles the grim reaper came for me last night and i beat him off with a vacuum cleaner talk about dyson with death a mate of mine recently admitted to being addicted to brake fluid when i quizzed him on it he reckoned he could stop any time my daughter asked me for a pet spider for her birthday so i went to our local pet shop and they were 70 blow this i thought i can get one cheaper off the web i start a new job in seoul next week i thought it was a good korea move statistically 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy my neighbour knocked on my door at 2 30am this morning can you believe that 2 30am luckily for him i was still up playing my bagpipes paddy says mick i m thinking of buying a labrador bugger that says mick have you seen how many of their owners go blind man calls 999 and says i think my wife is dead the operator says how do you know he says the sex is the same but the ironing is building up my girlfriend thinks that i m a stalker well she s not exactly my girlfriend yet a wife says to her husband you re always pushing me around and talking behind my back he says what do you expect you re in a wheelchair i was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature she said i would like to come back as a cow i said you re obviously not listening the wife has been missing a week now police said to prepare for the worst so i have been to the charity shop to get all her clothes back two muslims have crashed a speedboat into the thames barrier in london police think it might be the start of ram a dam sat opposite an indian lady on the train today she shut her eyes and stopped breathing i thought she was dead until i saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby the wife was counting all the 5p s and 10p s out on the kitchen table when she suddenly got very angry and started shouting and crying for no reason i thought to myself she s going through the change when i was in the pub i heard a couple of plonkas saying that they wouldn t feel safe on an aircraft if they knew the pilot was a woman what a pair of sexists i mean it s not as if she d have to reverse the bloody thing bought some rocket salad yesterday but it went off before i could eat it a teddy bear is working on a building site he goes for a tea break and when he returns he notices his pick has been stolen the bear is angry and reports the theft to the foreman the foreman grins at the bear and says oh i forgot to tell you today s the day the teddy bears have their pick nicked murphy says to paddy what ya talkin to an envelope for i m sending a voicemail ya thick sod just got back from my mate s funeral he died after being hit on the head with a tennis ball it was a lovely service 19 paddies go to the cinema the ticket lady asks why so many of you mick replies the film said 18 or over an indian fellow has moved in next door he has travelled the world swum with sharks wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain it came as no surprise to learn his name was bindair dundat planted by sage at 6 00 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 17 march 2013 st patrick s day a day i celebrate not for st patrick but because it is my dad s birthday today he would have been 82 years old and we would have gone out for a meal to celebrate the occasion marked with a pint of guinness dad taught me to enjoy whiskey i taught him the taste of guinness was better than a pint of bitter of course we had to start off in dublin for a long weekend and then the following year we enjoyed a tn day jaunt from cork to galway and everywhere in between we did the ring of kerry a farming museum connemara national park kissing the blarney stone cobh and the infamous jamieson s distillery visit we got lost in waterford never did find the crystal factory we met elvis in tipperary but above all we got to meet so many people and enjoyed farmhouse hospitality that made this holiday so special and memorable happy birthday da xx planted by sage at 6 30 am 1 comment email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest labels dad good things 16 march 2013 saturday satire luck a man goes to the doctors and asks why he s been feeling ill the doctor examines him and replies i m sorry to tell you you ve got the disease known as yellow 24 what s that the man asks it means your internal organs have started turning yellow you ve got 24 hours to live the man goes home and tells his wife the bad news his wife says well will you come to bingo with me tonight then otherwise you ll never be able to the man agrees so he and his wife go to the bingo he finds that he s won the one line and 10 he begins to think this isn t such a bad day after all twenty minutes later he s won the full house and 150 he enters the lucky draw worth 500 and wins that too the bingo caller calls him up on stage he says i don t believe it mate you ve won three competitions in a total of 660 in one night you must be the luckiest man on the earth the man says well no i m not i ve got yellow 24 the bingo caller looks down at the piece of paper he s holding and starts clapping i don t believe it he s won the raffle as well planted by sage at 12 34 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 14 march 2013 new wonder drugs soon available near you peptobimbo liquid silicone for single women two full cups swallowed before an evening out increases breast size decreases intelligence and improves flirting dumerol when taken with peptobimbo can cause dangerously low i q causing enjoyment of country western music flipitor increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the urge to flip off other drivers antiboyotics when administered to teenage girls is highly effective in improving grades freeing up phone lines and reducing money spent on make up menicillin potent antibiotic for older women increases resistance to such lines as you make me want to be a better person can we get naked now buyagra injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping increases potency and duration of spending spree extra strength buy one all when combined with buyagra can cause an indiscriminate buying frenzy so severe the victim may even come home with a donnie osmond cd or a book by dr laura st mom s wort plant extract that treats mom s depression by rendering pre schoolers unconscious for up to six hours anti talksident a spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to share their life stories with total strangers sexcedrin bedroom aerosol spray for men more effective than excedrin in treating the not now dear i have a headache syndrome ragamet when administered to a husband provides the same irritation as ragging on him all weekend saving the wife the time and trouble of doing it herself jack asspirin relieves the headache caused by a man who can t remember your birthday anniversary or phone number planted by sage at 2 23 pm 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 09 march 2013 busy busy busy sorry my bad i have been so busy at work recently that this blog has taken a back seat it is nice for me as i am interested in what i am doing so the days whizz by and then weekends are catch up time for me and the boys we try to cram a lot of stuff in to do as we have limited time during the week i brought a gps to try the sport of geocaching it only cost me 10 00 and we have been having fun trying to pick up caches that are sometimes quite public i got the boys a couple of new toys mainly for the beach some kong toys on a rope so that i can throw them and i am useless with just a tennis ball the long versions are quite heavy and not really pocket friendly but the squeaker balls are a hit with the boys my first practice saw me throw it over the fence into a neighbours garden like a naughtly child i had to face up and ask for my ball back with promises not to do it again luckily he has a sense of humour and with only a threat of making me stand in the corner if it happened again i was given the ball and rope back i had my annual observation at work and was graded 2 never been lower than this in my teaching 3 4 are considered to be in need of remedial work and 1 is for the hallowed ground of outstanding me i try to do the best for my students and haven t quite managed that elusive 1 yet i definitely haven t given up trying though my line manager has been off after a knee op and covering some of his work as well as my own has been an interesting insight into how the department runs not sure i want to be part of management again been there done that and was glad to be an indian again but some of the things i have been asked to do have been good and interesting but i will still be glad to see c back planted by sage at 12 43 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest saturday satire the hunt ralph and norris went bear hunting in montana while ralph stayed in the cabin norris went out looking for a bear he soon found a huge bear shot at it but only wounded it the enraged bear charged toward him his rifle jammed so he dropped it and started running for the cabin as fast as he could now norris was pretty fleet of foot but the bear was just a little faster and gained on him with every step just as norris reached the open cabin door he tripped and fell flat too close behind to stop the bear tripped over him and went rolling into the cabin norris man jumped up closed the cabin door and yelled to his friend inside you skin this one while i go and get another planted by sage at 12 32 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 23 february 2013 saturday satire einstein s theory albert einstein used to go to dinners where he was invited to give a speech one day on his way to one of those dinners he told his chauffeur who looked exactly like him that he was dead tired of giving the same speech dinner after dinner well said the chaffeur i ve got a good idea why don t i give the speech since i ve heard it so many times so albert s chauffeur gave the speech perfectly and even answered a few questions then a professor stood up and asked him a really tough question about anti matter which the chauffeur couldn t answer sir the answer to your question is so easy that i ll let my chauffeur answer it planted by sage at 11 42 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 22 february 2013 brrr from cornwall we shouldn t complain but we do we brits love the weather it is a great talking point and even the papers enter in to the spirit of the very britishness of discussing the weather we are experiencing yes some peopl will say it s winter it s snow get over it but currently with the siberian blast over us including us on the far west of the country no where is warm even the cat disdains the outside preferring to stay inside in the warm and dry i have to say in the past few days i have noticed more wheezing from my chest than is usual but then one of my asthma triggers is the cold and being up early and taking the dogs out before work i then have to stand and wait for a bus but i recognise it isn t going to last and soon spring will start to weaver her magic i looked back at the history reels of the winter of 1963 and we have nothing like that for which i am grateful yards of snow and i mean yards not feet from boxing day until late march unbelievable and i don t know how they managed back then but they did planted by sage at 6 00 am 2 comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 12 february 2013 sadness in kernow trevor grills one of the fisherman s friends died yesterday following a tragic accident at guildford at the weekend i loved his rendition of the last leviathan and this poem by john masefield perfectly sums up for me the life of a fisherman i must go down to the seas again to the lonely sea and the sky and all i ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by and the wheel s kick and the wind s song and the white sail s shaking and a grey mist on the sea s face and a grey dawn breaking i must go down to the seas again for the call of the running tide is a wild call and a clear call that may not be denied and all i ask is a windy day with the white clouds flying and the flung spray and the blown spume and the sea gulls crying i must go down to the seas again to the vagrant gypsy life to the gull s way and the whale s way where the wind s like a whetted knife and all i ask is a merry yarn from a laughing fellow rover and quiet sleep and a sweet dream when the long trick s over to trevor s family and the fisherman s friends my heartfelt sympathy while at the moment the pain is very raw his memory will live long in his songs and the memories you have of him xx planted by sage at 4 38 pm no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest 09 february 2013 saturday satire the condom factory the largest condom factory in the states burned down president obama was awakened at 4 am by the telephone sorry to bother you at this hour sir but there is an emergency i ve just received word that the durex factory in washington has burned to the ground it is estimated that the entire usa supply of condoms will be used up by the end of the week obama oh damn the economy will never be able to cope with all those unwanted babies we ll be ruined we ll have to ship some in from mexico telephone voice says bad idea the mexicans will have a field day with this one we ll be a laughing stock what about the uk obama okay i ll call cameron and tell him we need five million condoms ten inches long and three inches thick that way they ll continue to respect us as americans three days later a delighted president obama ran out to open the first of the 10 000 boxes that had just arrived he found it full of condoms 10 inches long and 3 inches thick exactly as requested all coloured with union jacks with small writing on each one made in england size small planted by sage at 6 00 am no comments email this blogthis share to x share to facebook share to pinterest older posts home subscribe to posts atom a valuable award dickiebo bouquet motorcycle travels books to read sam manicom under african skies under asian skies sam s home why random jottings i would normally write this down in a journal but you always think of something later 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