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4 2014 a little christmas fun posted by attila the mom at 3 25 am 3 comments sunday november 23 2014 arseholes in real life sorry i ve been away i had a freaking 4mm kidney stone and then you know how life gets busy when you re not looking my son little guy and i went up to the big city to help the folks move some furniture if they tried it themselves they would have been laying in a pile of broken hips and i went up north to check on some work i had done on a duplex i own up there early in the fall a critter had gotten up in the attic and chewed some electrical wires and insulation the elderly couple who live on that side have been there for about 5 years and are wonderful tenants for some reason i thought they d been married for a gazillion years but they were celebrating their 8th anniversary little guy and i were at loose ends that night and didn t have any dinner plans so i invited them out to dinner they are the neatest people and i wanted to show them my appreciation because they are always so very nice to little guy and interested in what he is doing for those who don t remember he is my son who has autism mrs i m going to call them smith smith s son from a previous marriage was there and it seemed kind of churlish not to invite him along he s about my age all this time i thought he was their son but i guess not anyway at the restaurant mrs smith s son was the biggest arsehole i think i ve ever had the displeasure of dining with he d effing hold his hand up and snap his fingers at a passing waitress and even once at the manager who came by the table to see if we were happy when he wanted something and bark orders at them ok so i took them to the red lobster which is little guy s favorite place but if you ve ever been there you know how busy they can get during peak hours our waitress was very attentive the service was great the food was well you know red lobster at one point somebody bumped our waitress who was taking away plates and she bumped arsehole s water glass which tipped over there wasn t anything but ice in it and she apologize profusely arsehole laughed and said no problem i ll just take it out of your tip grrrr i wanted to kick him in the nads under the table mrs smith was completely oblivious to her darling s rudeness mr smith was terribly embarrassed and we shared eyerolls over the table i left the waitress an extra large tip and wrote sorry about the asshole on the bill at the end when we left i waited until they got in their car safely and went back in to use the bathroom because it was a long drive to our hotel when i came out i saw that mr smith had come back in and was talking to the waitress since i was the host of the dinner i went to see if everything was ok that sweetie was giving her an extra 20 dollars and apologizing for his stepson s behavior as we walked out together he confided that after i had left the duplex that afternoon stepson had called his girlfriend and invited her and her kids to dinner on my dime mr smith told him that he couldn t expect me to foot the bill so the kid had nixed it the poor old guy was so embarrassed what a class act mr smith i mean but seriously who in the hell snaps their fingers at a waitperson seriously do any of you know any arseholes like that posted by attila the mom at 3 36 am 6 comments sunday september 14 2014 coming home back from my visit to virginia sadly the younger brother and sister forgot i was coming and were out of town oh well i had a fantastic time with the older brother we talked for hours and got on like a house on fire i saw so much of my sons in him my birth mother flew down and we spent three days together just mother and daughter we drove all over the area chasing family history got lost a dozen times and laughed 10 times that much she gave me my cheekbones my butt my boobs my teeth and my toes my birth father s family gave me the height the shoulders the coloring and the eyes nobody will claim the nose though dammit we spent a day with family on her side who i met for the first time an aunt cousins and a couple of elderly friends one lady said something that really capped off my trip when i mentioned how i had felt compelled to go to college in virginia although i had no family or friends there i m from colorado she said virginia s in your blood honey you came home to us it brought tears to my eyes thanks all for your kind wishes it was quite a journey lol posted by attila the mom at 2 20 pm 10 comments thursday august 14 2014 nerves back in october i wrote about finding out that i have three biological siblings that i never knew i had the back story is in this post peanut butter and jelly i was adopted as an infant and my bio father later went on to marry and have 3 kids all of whom are quite a bit younger than i am well in 3 weeks i m travelling to virginia to meet them for the first time my birthmother is flying down to meet me a few days in advance and we re going to spend some time just mother and daughter i m going to get to meet cousins on her side of the family that live in the area too i m so excited and nervous at the same time i ve been spending months trying to get ready emotionally for this journey but the closer i get the more butterflies i have when is it appropriate to throw up posted by attila the mom at 11 13 am 10 comments monday july 21 2014 more fun with puppehs so the puppies were getting into the potted plants on the deck i put them up on other pots temporarily to give them a chance to recover before hubby could get them into a higher and better spot they were full of dirt and too heavy for me to lift then for some reason the tops of the flowers were disappearing what the hell we have a 5 foot fence around our back yard and these plants are on our deck which comes off the second story of the house was some critter getting in and out that we didn t know of was a bird attacking the flowers bugs a friend came over and we were sitting on the deck enjoying the afternoon out of the corner of my eye i saw winston churchill s little head bobbing up and down past her shoulder case solved little stinker posted by attila the mom at 3 45 am 4 comments wednesday july 09 2014 trying new things this summer i ve decided that i m going to try new things that i ve never managed to do because i was busy being a mom after all the exhaustive crap we ve had to deal with regarding big kid hubby and i came to the conclusion that we shouldn t wait to do some of the things we wanted to do when we get an empty nest because our nest is never going to be empty my doctor and big kid s doctor both told me that i have to let him go not cut him out of my life letting him go but get on with living my life because he is 27 and i can t make him follow his treatment plan as my doctor pointed out i ve been blessed with a lot of miracles in the last years i survived heart failure without any heart damage big kid survived the swine flu and i don t seem to have any permanent nerve damage in my legs from my undiagnosed diabetes how many more miracles can i expect to get instead of stressing out and killing myself over worry i need to live and enjoy life as best i can sooooo i have a list of things i m going to do this summer that i always wanted to do first i had some surgery i wanted to get done now i have an ass that is tighter than it was when i was 14 lol i also have a scar that runs across my back and am thinking of getting a tattoo yes really to kind of cover it up so i m getting a henna tat that is non permanent to see how it makes me feel and to see if hubby likes it since he is the only person who regularly sees my nekkid butt i don t want to get one of those trashy tramp stamps that scream my daddy says i m the best kisser in the county but i really really do like the indian not tribal or native american but the india indian designs something like this but not so big the next thing i m getting is a spray tan as a natural and freckly redhead i have never ever been able to tan hopefully a spray tan won t make me look like an oompa loompa if it does well live and learn lol it s temporary last saturday i got a wax for the first time a brazilian wax i took some percocet left over from my surgery and hubby drove me because i was higher than a kite didn t help if you heard screams in the distance that day it was probably me getting hair from my hoo ha ripped out i swear i was abused in places that no one but hubby and my gyno has touched in 22 years without buying me dinner first how in the hell do women survive that on a regular basis are there any new things you want to try some time hope you re having a great summer atm posted by attila the mom at 5 12 am 8 comments sunday july 06 2014 rub a dub dub guess who won the first bath in the kitchen sink war there were no winners we all got soaked posted by attila the mom at 3 31 am 4 comments sunday june 15 2014 happy father s day just wanted to wish all you guys out there a happy happy day posted by attila the mom at 8 10 am 1 comment tuesday june 03 2014 puppehs every picture i ve taken lately of winston churchill is either a blur or he looks like he has a stick up his butt so here is the most recent picture of lucky officially named inigo montoya in his papers now because he s a little fighter all big tough 4 pounds of him you chewed my squeaky toy prepare to die now if i could just get him to stop eating poo posted by attila the mom at 8 50 am 5 comments wednesday may 28 2014 ow so i had some surgery on my hip about 10 days ago everything went well and i m off the heavy duty drugs can t drive yet but hopefully in the next few days haven t been posting because i haven t been able to negotiate the stairs down to my office the doctors sewed in 4 drains down there that i have to pin to the inside of my jammy pants i think it s the closest i can imagine to having testicles what i want to know is how in the hell do you guys manage to walk around with all that junk flopping around down there posted by attila the mom at 5 28 am 8 comments sunday april 27 2014 puppies well i haven t written a lot because i ve been so busy and so sad 4 of the 6 puppies died after 2 weeks they just weren t developed enough and got heart murmurs one right after another remember little baby lucky the one who wasn t responsive and needed doggie cpr i carried him around in my shirt for hours and fed him from an eyedropper because he was too weak to suck it is absolutely amazing that he is one that survived after the others seemed so healthy here is a picture of him taking his first breath here is a picture of him now isn t he gorgeous here is a picture of winston churchill he always looks terribly annoyed but he is the sweetest darn puppy his tail is always wagging he s bigger than lucky so he s a bit of a bully and of course he s always the first to belly up to the buffet we ve started weaning the boys lucky is reluctant to put his face in a bowl which leaves more for winston churchill this picture is after winston churchill ate his first meal out of a bowl he conked out like a drunken sailor on a bender so while this whole experience has been a bit sad it s also been really lovely too posted by attila the mom at 8 25 am 4 comments wednesday april 23 2014 nightmare kitchen hey all this friday kitchen nightmares with gordon ramsey is showing the episode they filmed in our small burg it s on fox the funny thing is that the aspiring adult has worked there every summer since he came to live with us we talked him out of being a part of it because of his impulse control issues as much as we like gordon ramsey we knew our kid would come out looking like a real tool it might make good tv but it would be out there for the world to see forever thankfully he listened to us and declined to participate but julie the owner asked him to come work the premier party on friday lol if you get a chance watch posted by attila the mom at 4 38 am 2 comments tuesday march 25 2014 i m a grandma wow i was so not prepared to deliver puppies but that s what ended up happening maddie was so freaked out with the first one that she just pushed him using him loosely it s impossible to tell what sex they are out and ignored him so i got a crash course on helping babies and placentas yech out of mom stripping off the amniotic sac cleaning tying and cutting umbilical cords and sucking out crap from puppy mouths with a syringe lol i ended up delivering all 6 yes 6 puppies we had to put them on a heating pad under a towel while she delivered the other ones because she kept rolling on top of them the last one almost didn t make it he wasn t breathing when he came out and i ended up giving him doggie cpr a bunch of times he was too little and weak to be put in with the other puppies so i carried him around in my shirt next to my heart or my boob take your pick for a couple of hours and we ve been feeding him with a syringe and formula he s now perky and wrestling with the other 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